There were three little lambs, one, two, three All on different farms in the county One was green,🟢 another blue, 🔵the last one was polka-dotted, why? No one knew. One was a girl, boys the first two, But I’m sorry to say no one wanted little Blue. The farmer looked at his blue lamb🐑 and noticed instantly, Only three little legs and a nub where the fourth should be And you know besides that, he was kind of daft And banged on a couple of rocks, and this poor lamb had a love for chewing socks.🧦 One day the farmer cried out “this lamb won’t do for me!” And he took the lamb and shot him down,🔫 now there’s only two lambs of the three.🐑🐑 The second little lamb had a happy life, nice as a green lamb could be The painters🖌 cared for him until they heard of a tragedy Green had been shipped on a large wooden crate and getting him had been a mi...
Some philosophical whimsy found within the recesses of my mind.